Spammy Goodness

This one is a doozy. I just got too much good spam this time around. Enjoy.


1. BWAHAHA. Wild Prince of Pleasure!
2. Wasn't you in English class?
3. "On That Heap of Stones, She Mourns..." How emo is that? I have got to find some way to use this in my life.



1. Not JUST night attacks, but OFTEN night attacks.
2. Not JUST passion, but JUNGLE passion.
3. I love how spam is just so caring.
4. AHAHA WONKY!!



1. & 2. I think the one between them says all that needs to be said.
3. & 4. They must really, really want me to hump the best girls.
5. What the hell is it with spam wanting me to buy watches? I mean, really!



1. Yes, I am having trouble reading the email...THROUGH ALL MY TEARS.