Spammy Goodness

Today I present the first of what I am sure is to be many issues of Things In My Spam Folder.



1. Indeed.
2. The best part is "how feel give pant?" AHAHAHA
3. Very well-off? Oh, I have to get me one of those.



1. Ankles? What is so wrong about ankles?
2. Pink hubby gooey. Hmmm...
3. WTF is trebuket? Nevermind the rest of that nonsense.
4. I knew it. Apple is a bunch of damn murderers!
5. If I ever get famous, my stage name is SO going to be Britaglious.
6. Scamp cue module brazil!
7. I think that is an understatement.
8. None of those adjectives describe manhood. I mean, really.