The Joys of My Job

Dispatcher: 911, where is your emergency?
Woman: Yeah...last night, a raccoon came into my house, and it crawled up into my roll-top desk. So, I closed the top and put the desk out on my porch. Now, the raccoon crawled up into the part where it rolls, and I can't get it out. I need help.
Dispatcher: ........


This is just a typical day, though holidays are usually more insane than most. Luckily, I got to leave at 5, so I missed out on most of the craziness, I hope.